This is evidence, at least, that Rosie cleans my toilet, having left the toilet brush *inside* the toilet… a rather disconcerting find when I lifted the lid on Tuesday. I am thankful that I did not find a broom in my bed.
My colleague got stuck in the toilet a couple of weeks ago, leading to building maintenance having to be called to break the lock and let her out. This is the sign left outside the women’s toilet while the dude did his bit to flush her out.
And finally, the ‘stab myself in the eye with a pencil’ email of the day:
From: ***Oblivious, moronic company employee***
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2011
To: ***Rubbish-disseminating I.T person who really should know better than to spam us***
Subject: Organic Milk tarts
A very dear friend of mine is making organic milk tarts from the Irene Farm cow’s milk. R50 each.
Anyone interested can place their orders with me.
***Oblivious moronic company employee****
P.S. There’s only one cow on the Irene Farm? That seems like a bit of a lose-lose business plan.