Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:39:23
Subject: FW: Jewellery, kiddies’ clothes, stationery and bits and pieces
Come and treat yourself or a loved one this Friday!
On Friday 25th March, PEDDLER OF CRAP (ex Receptionist at ***), is selling beautiful jewellery, kiddies clothes, stationery and other bits and pieces at cost price in the small boardroom at ***. She’ll be here during lunch time, from 12h00 – 14h00.
MORON van DICKHEAD
Why do I get sent email like this? I don’t have a kid, i don’t want stationery and my flat needs more ‘bits and pieces’ like the Arab world needs another uprising.
And why are children called ‘kiddies’? Fucking hell, aren’t they irritating enough little aliens without having to be called ‘kiddies’?