Madikizela-Mandela accidentally visits healthy, unknown woman

The ex-wife of former president Nelson Mandela, Winnie Madikizela-Mandela, was seen storming out of a residential complex in Brakpan after it was revealed that person she was visiting was neither sick nor the victim of a tragedy; neither grieving nor famous.

An eyewitness said he noticed the former first lady’s turbo-charged Subaru speeding away from the east rand home.

Madikizela-Mandela’s chief bodyguard, Goldstein Mnthembu, told reporters that his boss had thought it was “the other Patricia Lewis; the one who sings” who she was visiting a few months after throat surgery.

Mnthembu added that it was only after the woman refused to sing, or even say ‘aaaahh’ that Madikizela-Mandela dropped a small cake and a bag of bagels next to a framed photograph of the woman and a Ghanaian football player, and left.

This is the second visiting mishap in as many months for the ex-president’s ex-wife. Most recently, when attempting to visit a group of residents of a flooded settlement near the Vaal river,  she landed up spending an afternoon with the Potchefstroom  Dutch Reform Church’s women’s group. Leader of the group, Lizandre-Ilonka van der Planck, said their guest was ‘quite charming’ and had left with a milk tart recipe and accurate directions.

Meanwhile, despite Patricia Lewis of Brakpan being left quite upset at being urged to sing, she remarked that Madiba’s ex-wife had worn a fetching hat, and that the bagels were fresh.


4 Responses to Madikizela-Mandela accidentally visits healthy, unknown woman

  1. Charmskool says:

    Ha ha spot on. I’m prepared to bet that Ole Winnie makes quite a spectacular mourner too. I suspect she loves a good wake.

  2. Don't Believe a Word I Write says:

    Ha ha, I’d think that a wake would take second place, as she wouldn’t be able to be photographed *with* the victim. However, being photographed with the mourning relatives would be pretty decent.

  3. boldlybenny says:

    I hope she accidentally visits me next, I think it’ll be fun!

  4. Don't Believe a Word I Write says:

    That would be awesome! Perhaps you could publicise your horrible jogging experience wherein you trod in dog crap. I feel that is worth a compensatory visit from the ex-pres’s ex-wfie, don’t you?

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