What not to put on your CV

My office is hiring, and this is one of the CVs received today. Takes me back to my recruitment days.

What is Soccer-Beer? Is it beer that tastes like dirty soccer socks?

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6 Responses to What not to put on your CV

  1. Boldly Benny says:

    I’ll never forget when my mom was helping my dad go through CVs and she started cackling with laughter. Someone had included a friendship certificate as one of her noteworthy accolades. My mom still retorted: “Well if she’s not a hot PA at least you’ll have a good friend!”

  2. Don't Believe a Word I Write says:

    HAHAHAHAH, that is awesome. I suspect your mom might have been pleased that she was a good friend but not hot, right?
    I once received a CV referencing the applicant’s award for ‘best smile’. I didn’t interview him/her so I couldn’t verify the sparkly whiteness of said smile.

  3. Boldly Benny says:

    This year I gave up all forms of meat, alcohol, caffiene and sugar for 100 days. My friend thinks that should go on my CV, what do you think?

  4. Don't Believe a Word I Write says:

    Good god, woman. I think you should put on your CV that you suffered from a few months of insanity but have now recovered.

  5. Boldly Benny says:

    ha ha ha ha it sure feels like it. I now start my day with a vodka coffee and a piece of steak!

  6. Don't Believe a Word I Write says:

    Hardcore, Benny. Apparently my colleague started breakfast with a number of vodka coffees and thus has been fired.

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