This is my new Jo’burg skyline key holder, hammered into one of my walls with grace and just a bit of excess force. It is a ‘Luv Jozi’ item and when I saw it, I couldn’t resist paying far too much for it and for a soft, warm black hoodie also featuring my city’s skyline.
This is the packaging of THE BEST SHOWER CAP IN THE WORLD!!!!!! It is from Muji in London, very kindly bought for me by the Beagle.
The fact I get to wear a bonnet every night makes me happy. The fact that my hair remains dry makes me happier. The fact that I look like a loser spinster when wearing it makes me less happy. Ah well, whaddayagonnado?
What amuses me is that despite Muji being a Japanese retail company, according to the Interweb, this bonnet of mine was made in China.
And finally, this was a sight encountered at the airport at 7.45 yesterday. This is a woman wearing powder blue, too-tight tracksuit pants and matching Crocs.
Any pants that show butt crack that clearly should be burnt.
Any woman who allows herself to look like that in public, no matter how early it is in the morning, needs to emigrate to a land where a Wallmart is within slithering distance.